Adventures of Jordan

So if you don't know Jordan, you need to meet him-- now-- because he really is the funniest guy out there. I thought it would be awesome if I started sharing with you the things that I experience on a daily basis. He really lightens my life and I couldn't have a better friend!

This week Jordan bought his friend a present for their final final kind of as a good job present as far as I know. When he asked me what I thought he got Denny I answered with a dead animal and he replied close, a live animal! I was kind of worried by this point but lets be honest, anything goes with Jordan. So this begins the life of fishy..... or I guess his name is Hole... anywho... He has been living in a corelle dish for the past 3 days. Denny abandoned Hole so he belongs to us now.
In Hole's first few hours in the bag he was tacked to the wall in the library on display while we studied and was fed flaming hot Cheetos and sour soothers and who knows what since then. I'm interested to see how long Hole lives! I'll let you know!